Name´s Amanda. 17 y/o. Hover on the sidebar for links and leave me an ask.. i'll love you forever.
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
OH MY GOD THAT GUY IS MY HERO
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
im trying not to judge books by their covers
but
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
Because physics says you can’t?
IS KINGKING A “MOON MOON” OF POKEMON FANDOM OR WHAT
